Porno Stuntman by Hormonauts
Porno Stuntman lyrics
Leaping from the top of the wardrobe Just like batman
from the 22nd floor A bathtowel for a cape I fear
nothing, For you I�d do all of this and more, I take the
bumps, I take the knocks, I�m your very own porno-
stuntman.
I take the bumps, I take the knocks, I take the edge off
while your love-life sucks Might be a stand-in lover But
I do what I can, I�m your very own porno-stuntman.
I�ll take a roll in the hay at midnight, Riskin�me a
punch in the jaw, Lord knows I�d probably get more than
that If anybody heard or saw, None of your friends have
ever seen me, I am behind the scenes without a face, But
when your main man�s acting up again, Just you name the
time an place I�m an academy award winning no-one Hidden
in your closet I�m a toy But I�m your key-grip, dolly,
I�m no extra I�m up there in the credits as best boy.
I take the bumps, I take the knocks, I take the edge off
while your love-life sucks
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